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Our Secret True Origins...
Clarity just one of several "honest" front-businesses
providing legitimate finance for an organisation intent on world
domination
Since our inception in 1998, we've become a market leader in volatile
chemicals and the international trading of gold bullion. Sales of
our refurbished Kalashnikov line have further strengthened Eastern
European profitability. We've continued to go from strength to strength,
building on the success of our Chicago-based factory which specialises
in making little models of factories.
We
were quick to involve ourselves in the blossoming telecommunications
industry towards the end of the Nineties, and we now secretly own
controlling stock in cable companies in 12 American states and 14
European countries. Our ingenious technical design staff have made
significant contributions to the construction of several hidden
evil operations centres, such as our world-famous Secret Hollowed-out
Volcano Lair.
We pioneered the construction of a giant "laser" which
allowed the evil mastermind behind our empire to turn the moon into
what he likes to call a "Death Star". We're currently
working on training sharks with laser beams on their heads.
With annual evil profits of 100
BILLLLION dollars, we will soon be in a position to buy out Micro$oft,
our only serious evil rivals. Our software engineers are already
hard at work developing the means to integrate our own I.E. (Insidious
Explorer) into everything from giant supercomputers to light bulbs.
We are now looking into further ways to expand our army of darkness
and as soon as we can hijack some nuclear weapons, we can pursue
our master plan of "holding the world hostage".
Email eviloperations@clarity.it
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